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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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