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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one