What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.