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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood