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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.