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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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