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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow..

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood