What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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