I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
Me: Because my bed is at home.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Alarmed.
Ten-ish.
It's days were numbered!
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
An alarm, you pervert!
