Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What starts with r and ends with d?

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.