Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.