Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!