Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...