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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!