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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.