Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!