Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!