Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Naked Man Jokes More Naked Man Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!