Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What are we gonna name our band?

From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot