Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

Its not hard.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.