One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Because they recognise Ty won
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Pop,goes the weasel.
Because they didn't get their nickel back.
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Courtesy of my Uncle Rick
French press
The octopus because it is well armed.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Long time, no see.