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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

Ty Jokes More Ty Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

China Jokes More China Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.