One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Because they recognise Ty won
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Pop,goes the weasel.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
What everything looks like.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
