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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Ty Jokes More Ty Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Everest Jokes More Everest Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.