Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Nothing. You already told her.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.