Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

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