One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Because they recognise Ty won
