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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.