Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What will it be?

Asks the bartender. "ATCGGCAGGCTTCAGTTGCA" says the DNA molecule.

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.