One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
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One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Pop,goes the weasel.
The punchline is too long.
In the punchlines.
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
There's no punch line.
Start a war.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Billiards and Billiards
Guinness (You bunch of racists)
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Nether of them have a pop.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
