Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow