Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!