What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...