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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.