What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad