What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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He liked to chop and change!

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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.