What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.