What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.