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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.