What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad