Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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Anne Boleyn's.

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Anne Boleyn alley!

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A Brazillion!!!

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Tsarbucks

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I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From