Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

You might also enjoy:

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Anne Boleyn Jokes More Anne Boleyn Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Decap Jokes More Decap Jokes