Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

Anne Boleyn Jokes More Anne Boleyn Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Who's there! Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who?

Anne Boleyn alley!

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.