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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Who's there! Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who?

Anne Boleyn alley!

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.