Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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You just Amblein.

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Anne Boleyn's.

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Anne Boleyn alley!

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.