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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!