Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing