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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.