Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.