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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate