Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
Toad
Nothing.
A frog in a blender.
There was a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Reddit
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Kermit the Frog
Croakaine
Rib it...duh!
Rib-bed
They get toad away.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
Times fun when you're having flies
I'm very hoppy.
Hoppy
He gets toad.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
A frog. It croaks every night.
Rib it.
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.
Rubbit.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
An asymptoad.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
It got toad away.
Same middle name.
A frog in a blender
They get toad.
A frog in my blender
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
A frog in a blender!
One leg's both the same.
In the croakroom!
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
They get toad!
Toad.
Hogwarts!
Open Toad sandals...
A seven-legged frog.
The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Hot croako!
Because they croak a lot!
Bonjour.*
Methamphibians.
He got toad
They sit eggsaminations!
Lily!
A. A diplo-croak-us.
He bowled long hops!
They both like to pork.
He was un hoppy!
Ripit
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
To stamp out forest fires!
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Croaky voice) ROBBERT
My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)
Open toad sandals!
French Flies!
Unhoppy!!
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Hop on.
Because it's a toad's tool.
Kermit the Fog!
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
A hoppercraft!
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Rebbit.
They always want to play leap frog with him
They respawn.
They share the same middle name.
Thibbit
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Rub it rub it rub it.
Rivets.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
A croaker spaniel!
When it's becing toad!
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Because he's not a rat.
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
It tastes better with jam.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
SEVEN.
Because seven ate nine.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Apple Sauce
To the moovies.
A landmine.
