What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?