What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.