A dog who can lick himself from across the room
The tomato was in a can.
A wet nose.
Edward Snowed-in
Collie-wood!
Rib it...duh!
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
A scam!
Al Gore's the stiff one.