A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Carpet bombing.
Newfound-lands!
A dictator.
To get to the *other side*
In the croakroom!
A frog in a blender!
Just flush it like everybody else does.
Because they can.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
He's the stiff one.
