A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Dog
Where my dogs at
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
A. A diplo-croak-us.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
It's finger licking good.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Go to your room..