How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.