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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.