How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!