How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

Homeless.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!