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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.