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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.