How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.