How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!