How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch