How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!