How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch