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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.