How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.