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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Reddit Admin Jokes More Reddit Admin Jokes

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence