He works it out with a pencil.
All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach
He took out his dentures!
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
To get rid of his tesserection
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Start from scratch.
Canadians became *penniless*
One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it
She got tired of all that Cruise control.
He kept coming out of no where
Get some furniture
Creamation.
A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.
A hexagon
Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Me. Ow.
Diddly squat
By swimming in their debt.
The black one always dies first.
The World Trade Center
People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
General Knowledge
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Ex-spearmints
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
