Rid Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.