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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What is the black stuff between elephants' toes?

Slow natives