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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What is the black stuff between elephants' toes?

Slow natives