Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.