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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!