Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.