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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.