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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments