What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)