What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.