What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.