What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq