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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)