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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder