Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)