Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it