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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it