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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints