What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it