Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.