Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!