Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Long Story Jokes More Long Story Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!