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Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad