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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.