What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

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A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.