What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Choo Choo Jokes More Choo Choo Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Schoolteacher Jokes More Schoolteacher Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.