What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.