Why did the number one go to jail?

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.