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Why did the number one go to jail?

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.