Why did the number one go to jail?

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.