Why did the number one go to jail?

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.