How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Which number confuses people?

82

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.