How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point