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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.