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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane