Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.