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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.