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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.