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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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