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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.