Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point