Because they had a point
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Put a peg on it's nose!
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because there is no point!
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
So I thanked him and went back home.
The knife has a point
A national travesty.