Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.