Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.