Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane