Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.