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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.