Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.