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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter