Blind Guy Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

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Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'