Blind Guy Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"