What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!