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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.