What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.