PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
4 if you have a dog.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
So it would run faster!!
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Mount Rushmore
Let's go PAL.
