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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips