Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips