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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips