Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.