Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why did your sister jump out the window?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.