Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips