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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.