What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver