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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.