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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.