Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!