Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!