They do it right first time.
Because women are at the wheel.
You have to chew before you swallow!
Krautsourcing
Because some relationships don't work out.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
I didn't know disasters can run for office
