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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!