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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!