Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!