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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!