Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.