Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)