Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.