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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.