Burn Building Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

It was nice knawing you.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

Unsubscribe Jokes More Unsubscribe Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!