Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce