Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned