Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Unsubscribe Jokes More Unsubscribe Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A mental block!

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer