Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A mental block!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.