Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A mental block.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!