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Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Dumb Blonde Jokes More Dumb Blonde Jokes

Fire Cracker Jokes More Fire Cracker Jokes

What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker?

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.