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Brunette Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A mental block.

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A mental block!

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

How do you know when...... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.