Trap Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!