Trap Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Red Elephant Trap Jokes More Red Elephant Trap Jokes

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Jigsaw Jokes More Jigsaw Jokes

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!