Trap Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Cheesemaker Jokes More Cheesemaker Jokes

Why was the cheesemaker lopsided?

Because he only had one Stilton!

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Ashe Jokes More Ashe Jokes

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**