Trap Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.