Trap Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Metallica Jokes More Metallica Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.