Trap Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer