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What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"