What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd