What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.