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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Builder Jokes More Builder Jokes

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.