Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
Germany.
Pray-Pal
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
Garbage.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
My mum.
Com.crete.
Handy Manny took his job.
