Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
My mum.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
His mum had been a wafer too long.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Mum: "Just to make sure"
I went to Canada with my mum once
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Ten tickles.
Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
I did not see that coming.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
We're always penetrating your mom
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Violists.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
Batman!
Independent
A shell-fie
