We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
His mum had been a wafer too long.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
An unidentified frying object.
A lardvark!
That's a salt!
Claude
A drummer!!!!!
He always leaves you hanging
Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
Because Happy Hour ended.
He flips houses
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Dinner
Lettuce prey
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Were both constantly penetrating your mom