Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
My mum.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
His mum had been a wafer too long.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Mum: "Just to make sure"
I went to Canada with my mum once
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
They had pith helmets.
Reservations.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
A redditor
People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
Mini-soda.
By spaghett-e-mail!
An old man yelling at the cloud
The crystal ball
Crystal balls deep made this up.
The pizza can feed a family of four
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
