Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
My mum.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
His mum had been a wafer too long.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Mum: "Just to make sure"
I went to Canada with my mum once
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Wrinkly.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Grow old!
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Hulk ash!
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Accidentally hit submit before you
Post-Hummus
Because he is a Supperhero.
We're both constantly penetrating your mom
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
