What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.