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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long